I was wrong. I was very wrong. Not only was it not safe in the water, but on land,
especially in your typical dive shop, sharks were everywhere! Yes, you, the unknowing
land-lubber wanders into the "Dive Emporium" like a pogie searching for the rest of
the school, only to be ambushed by "Bob", the Shark owner who's sole purpose in life
seems to sell you the most expensive array of items he carries - "Because this is
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The Sea Cobra Dive boat - most excellent crew! |
your life support equipment..", he says, "You don't want to scrimp on this - trust me;
I know. I've done over x thousand dives! How many dives have you done? None? Well,
I think that speaks for itself don't you?" Bob is the expert; you are the dork. Bob is
a member of that elite clicke - the really cool thrill-seekers; the beautiful people
who finance trips to remote islands by praying on dorks like me who just want to
see fish and coral - and don't necessarily want to be equipped to cave dive the Yucatan
on Helium down to 300 feet for several hours only to see an even deeper hole of water
that has only been viewed by seven other super cool thrill-seekers - well, make that 5
cause one is dead and the other is so bent that he doesn't qualify to be on the
Special Olympics land snorkling team. Alright! Sign me up Bob! Let's party!
This is yet another one of those cases where "Ignorance is bliss." It really is. If
I was just another idiot, I would have walked in, bought the line and things would have
been much simpler, but oh no, not for me... I have to make an informed decision, so
I have to suffer...
An Investment in equipment